It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers as well as Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". "Explain, now. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). His name is Percy Jackson. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Work Search: developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. PETER? He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. Should we proceed? Tony snorts. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. That I made with my own two hands?!. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. She said, smiling. 25 Feb/23. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Write by: . He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. Now it's my turn.". "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Seriously Tony? Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. Work Search: Are you hammered, Stark?. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. L'oreal? But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. It's my vanishing act." Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Okay! Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. "Peter you go first" Wade said. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Work Search: Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Pepper would know what to do. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Nat smirked. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Stupid Sally. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Bucky wolf whistled. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. No? And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. which, to be fair, was a good point. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Back the fuck up." Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. Pepper Pots Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Tony purses his lips. It's fucking beautiful. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Steve's gone red again. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. #infinity #spideypool Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. You can't do that!" But there are two spys with them so they were caught. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? The Avengers I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. "Bullsh*t!" Heh. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Nope, not telling. Clint can't help but laugh. "Really?" #unlimitedpride Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. "How do I know that?" "You knew?" Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit You didn't tell me this!" Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. You mentioned that.. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. It tickles. "Fine. "I will get the bells. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. I'd like there to be not running, please. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. #marvel Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge.